Reasons I’m Not a Fashion Blogger

I thoroughly enjoy *reading* fashion blogs, don’t get me wrong. But there’s almost no way I could run one myself. I mean, if I showed you a room full of people who would describe me as “trendy” it would be a completely empty room. But that’s fine because I’m okay with it! Here are 10 reasons why:

  1. I think remembering to put on earrings is a good day.
  2. My body’s proportions are not conducive to fashion trends. I’m 1″ shy of a perfect hourglass shape, and my bust makes it impossible to buy anything without trying it on first. Forget about anything with a high neck/crew neck/boat neck/turtle neck. V necks and scoop necks only, unless I want to look pregnant and/or 10 pounds heavier.
  3. I’m pretty awkward in front of a camera. My uncle has a decade worth of candid photos taken of me throughout the years that are some of the most unflattering photos of all time.
  4. My fiancé is not down to be a husband of Instagram :P Even if I could get past the hideous awkwardness of myself.
  5. I hardly ever shop anymore (hello, money issues!) I’d rather buy a house than buy clothes at this point. #Priorities
  6. I am much more about function than fashion. If it’s uncomfortable or itchy or I can’t breathe or I need Spanx to pull it off, I’m not buying it.
  7. I wear heels (and by heels I mean wedges) approximately twice a year. Not tryna get plantar fasciitis if I can help it y’all. You can find me in Birkenstocks/sneakers looking like a complete dweeb.
  8. I gravitate toward jeans and a t-shirt, always. Having to put on ‘work pants’  every day makes me die a little.
  9. I consider lipstick an accessory.
  10. I’m not organized enough to paint my nails on a regular basis.

Reasons Im not a fashion blogger and you dont have to be either!

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